|Welcome to my homepage!|
You may have noticed that this site's content is a little... err... sparse. Well, Google made a bizillion dollars by keeping their homepage sparse. I'm just waiting for the cheques to come rolling in.
Since a homepage is just not a homepage without some sort of pithy quote, here are several for you (which, I guess, makes this homepage several times as good as all the others):
"Quit your jibber jabber, you ain't hurt; you're pathetic!"