You may have noticed that this site's content is a little... err... sparse. Well, Google made a bizillion dollars by keeping their homepage sparse. I'm just waiting for the cheques to come rolling in.

Since a homepage is just not a homepage without some sort of pithy quote, here are several for you (which, I guess, makes this homepage several times as good as all the others):

"Quit your jibber jabber, you ain't hurt; you're pathetic!"
"Every computer crashes because every OS sucks."
"Some crazy bastard wants to hit me, so I never go to work."
"I'd like to visit the moon, but I don't think I'd like to live there."
"Hyakugojyuuichi!!"
"Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron Nurururerorero!"